Tuesday, September 9, 2014

Krushna Won!

Hare Krishna Temple Juhu

View of Juhu Beach at Sunset from our Hotel Room

Me, Cathy, Kashmera and Krushna's Sister Aarti

The set for the Awards

Krushna Dancing
I am writing this at 3am sitting in the Business Class Lounge in Mumbai International Airport. It has been a very long day!

After all the activity yesterday at the Ganesh Chaturthi immersions, we had one more major event left. We were going to The Emmys (or at least the Indian Version). Krushna was nominated for an award for best comic actor for his role in Comedy Central. It is a huge TV show in India. The event was held in Film City, not far from Juhu where most of the Bollywood movies and Indian TV are shot. It is a huge complex, in a forest like setting.

Early in the morning we went to the Hare Krishna Temple. It is a huge white marble complex. Clearly they have a lot of money to build and maintain it. There are dormitories and restaurants. It is very organized.

In the afternoon I had a massage and Cathy had her hair done, then it was off to the Emmys (Actually called The Indian Telly). It was monsooning on and off all day, but we eventually made it through all the traffic. Krushna was a featured performer at the event, in a Los Vegas style dance number, with acrobats, flames, fireworks and trapeze artist. He is a great dancer.

Kashmera and Aarti were presenters of awards. When they got to Krushna’s category, he won. We cheered, and clapped.


Soon after we returned to Juhu Marriot to check out at 1:00am and head to the airport to catch our flight to Dubai and back to the states.

Monday, September 8, 2014

Your Bodyguard is Waiting for you in the Lobby

Idols on the beach (not us)

Big Ganesh being carried to sea

Ganesh about to be Immersed 

Small Ganesh on back of truck

Cathy does Puga

Nice Ganesh

Celebrating Ganesh with colors
Nandeep, our bodyguard

I have so many movie clips I combined then into just a few clips.


One thing I meant to mention in yesterday’s blog, was while we were eating Dim Sum in at the Taj, a woman breezed in late to join a group of women at a table. She came in like a diva bitch, and I had an instant dislike to her. She sat at the next table, so I never saw her face again. There was something about her that rubbed me wrong. What a diva bitch aura she projected. When we left Cathy said that the woman looked like Kajol, a major Bollywood star – however she was too young to be her. Turns out it was her. So my negativity about her entrance was offset by Cathy thinking she looked younger then her actual age.

We had breakfast this morning in the club room at the Marriot, then we went for a walk. We went to the famous Prithvi Theatre, which is very near the hotel. The theater is Mumbai’s most famous theater. It turns out that there was a question and answer session with Naseeruddin Shah in session when we arrived, unfortunately it was sold out. We have seen many of his movies.

When we returned to the hotel I had a massage and Cathy a facial. She looks radiant!

Everyone at this large hotel that we talked to recommended that we don’t leave the facility today. The streets will be clogged with people; it can get very wild and rowdy. The hotel is situated between the main street of Juhu and the magnificent wide beach. Up to half-million people will be clogging both sides of the hotel, street and beach. The beach access to the hotel was closed off for security reasons.

Kashmera thankfully had arranged for a bodyguard for us.

I never expected to receive a message from a hotel saying “Your bodyguard is waiting for you in the lobby”. We went down and met Nandeep. He looked like a bodyguard. Over 6 feet tall, all muscle, huge arms, tight shirt. We headed out where we were told not to go: the street and the beach. It was amazing being guarded by him. He walked ahead of us, occasionally turning his head to checkup on us. As we walked through crowds he would gently touch anyone in our way, and moved them so we could walk through the crowd without being hassled. He was so subtle that the people being moved never realized it was happening. He was the opposite of pushy, he was totally discreet as he did his job. He was a real professional. If a drunk came by or anyone seemed to be getting to close to Cathy, he said a few words and they backed away leaving us alone. We couldn’t have been out there alone without him. Lots of people on the beach saw us: two white people, obviously not Indians, being escorted by a bodyguard. The Marriot, as I said before, is the home for Bollywood stars. So some people decided we must be American stars and would gawk at us. It was a very unusual experience for us. Although he was an employee, we felt like we were being escorted by a friend.

Nandeep clearing a way for us.



I took lots of movies and pictures but nothing can really do the Ganesh Chaturthi justice. Starting about 4pm millions of Hindus descend on the beaches of Maharashtra (the state that Mumbai is in). They estimate 500,000 people will go to our Juhu beach. Idols of Lord Ganesh are brought to the sea. Some are hand carried, larger ones on the back of trucks. The families and villages that sponsor the Idols sing, chant, pray, ring bells, and generally have a hell of a good time as they carry them down to the Arabian Sea. At any given time if you look around there could be dozens of idols all sizes being carried to their watery immersion. There is a large security presence and plenty of volunteers, yet it is chaos as only India can create. Men and boys carry the idols as far out to sea as they can, before the idol topples over or is set free to float away. As an idol is carried by the sea, people gather and follow it. Once it is immersed or the crowd surges towards other idols being marched to the sea. Many idols are set on the sand and prayer service is held. Cathy was even asked to participate in one service. Everyone is very welcoming.

Day Immersions movie Clip


Cathy doing Puga



After a long walk on the beach we returned to our hotel room, which has a spectacular view of the beach and the activities below. We went for an Indian dinner at the hotel. Cathy stayed behind, but Nandeep and I ventured back to the beach to watch more immersions. At night spotlights sweep the ocean lighting the idols and the waves. It is quite a sight.

Immersions at Night



After we had watched many immersions Nandeep escorted me back to the hotel. I would never have gone outside the hotel without him by my side, I was dubious when Kashmera said we needed a bodyguard, she was correct.


Sunday, September 7, 2014

Mumbai to Juhu

Dim Sum Lunch: Crispy Spinach, Shu Mei, Pot Sticker

Juhu Beach from our Hotel Suite Window

View of Bombay from K & K's New Condo



Kashmera and Krushna
Today was the day we checked out of the Taj. I know I am being repetitive but I don’t think there could be a better hotel experience anywhere. I have thought a lot about what makes the Taj Palace in Mumbai so extraordinary. It has a hundred year tradition of service excellence. It is a big hotel, which means it has every possible kind of facility. It is located in a very low wage country, which means it has a huge staff and they are very excited and happy to have a job and want to excel. It is a very large company that offers the staff a pathway to success and it motivates the staff to excellence. I imagine that there are hotels in Paris or London or Monaco that could rival the Taj, but they would be prohibitively expensive. Because Bombay is so hot and humid (especially during Monsoon) there is no pretentiousness they give you all of this service even if you are in a sweat drenched tee-shirt and shorts. To us it is perfect.


We had a final lunch at the Taj (in fact it was the first lunch we had on the whole vacation to India, we usually only eat breakfast and dinner). We ate at the Taj’s Chinese restaurant and had Dim Sum. The test of Dim Sum to me is: Shu Mei, and theirs was excellent. The lunch expanded to Pot Stickers, Hakka Noodles and giant prawns. We were satiated and thought we could never eat again (we were wrong).

The whole trip to India was based upon arriving in Mumbai to experience Ganesh Chaturthi, the 10 day festival where idols of Lord Ganesh (The Elephant God) are immersed in the sea. We went to Chowpatty Beach and saw immersions of small family idols. The events throughout Mumbai are very regulated. Tomorrow is the big day. The grand finale. The big kahunna of idol immersions. Hundreds of thousands of people will crowd the beach for the festival. Kashmera and Krushna provided us with an incredible suite at the Marriot in Juhu. Juhu and the small towns like Bandra are where most of the Bollywood stars live. This is near where Film City is located where the Bollywood movies are made. The Marriot is in the center of it, where all of their major Bollywood functions are held, and the stars stay. Our suite has all glass windows floor to ceiling looking out on the beach (including our shower and bathroom - memo to self be sure to lower the blinds before showering). For our safety, we can watch the entire procedure from our room (and be air-conditioned to boot). They have hired body guards for us, so we can venture out into the crowds tomorrow if we wish.

Kashmera and Krushna have just bought a large condo on Madh Island. Bombay was originally a series of islands that were subsequently  connected as the water between them was filled in. Madh Island is one of the islands, and it is still separated from the main city by a small creek. Nothing can prepare you for the trip to Madh Island. Bombay, known as Maximum City, the center of entertainment and finance is huge, with high rises everywhere, jammed traffic, construction gone wild. In the middle of the city is an active fishing village that could be 150 years old, one long dirt road, no sign of progress, happy people, seemingly oblivious to living in the middle of this great city. At the end of this dirt road, is a muddy path to what can only generously be called a pier. A boat appears, two rickety boards are stretched out from the decrepit boat and people and motorbikes scamper aboard, trying not to fall into the water from the gangway. The boat shoves off for its 5 minute ride across the water, everyone exits and you walk up another muddy rise to the dirt road above.

Kashmera and Krushna have 5 cars and drivers. We keep switching cars and drivers. I feel like I am in a gangster movie. One car and driver takes us to the ferry. Another car and driver meets us on the other side. Another car is parked along the way and we switch to a smaller car to navigate into the village. After crossing the water on the rickety ferry, being met by a driver and driven through another old fishing village we arrive at their new condo. It is in a gigantic new construction that reminds me of a Los Vegas Hotel with all of the trimmings. The juxtaposition of the wealth of the condo and the poverty of the village is unbelievable.

Here is view of Bombay from their balcony and their new condo.


Krushna is a major TV star and Kashmera is a Bollwood and TV Celebrity. Everywhere we go people recognize them and want to have their picture taken with them or just shake Krushna’s hand. They are incredibly accommodating to their fans, unlike American stars they are totally approachable. They stop for pictures and usually the person slides up next to them and they put their arms around the stranger and pictures are taken. The smiles on the people are amazing, I am sure for some of these people the picture of themselves with a Bollywood star will be a lifetime memento.

We picked up Krushna’s father and he joined us for dinner. We went to our 2nd Chinese dinner of the day at 1China. We had eaten there before and liked it. Krushna’s father should have a movie made about him. He took an instant liking to Cathy and me. Thought we were saints. His judgment clearly needs to be tempered. He is very spiritual, extremely loquacious, sometimes drops his speech into a guttural Hindi, repeats himself (which is ok when is repeating we are saints). He has a very strong personality, and although I am not sure of everything he said (no matter how many times he said it), it was a kick to be with him. He reminds me of village character actor in foreign movie. Not a bad thing at all!

We drove with Krushna and Kashmera back to their current condo, switched drivers and he drove Krushna’s father (gosh just realized I don’t even know his name) home then dropped us off at the Marriot.

I strung a bunch of clips of the ride through the village to Krushna and Kashmera’s new place and the walk from the ferry to the car. Do remember this is all located in the middle of Mumbai not some distant village!

Click to watch.






Saturday, September 6, 2014

Kashmeri 3, USA 0

Sign of the day

Tom doing his Negotiating Walk

Ambani's driveway and art

Ambani's Billion Dollar House

Pool at the Taj


Crab, Gobi, Lamb, Okra, Rice, Dal

Chocolate and Silver Covered Kulfi
Today was Tom’s last day in Mumbai. We decided to go rug shopping. There is a guidebook that we like: “Love Mumbai” that recommends only 2 rug dealers in all of  Mumbai. I am sure there are thousands, but what the hell, we decided to go with what the book recommended. The dealer we chose was about an hour from the drive the Taj. Our driver had great difficulty finding the store. However Google Maps was actually accurate as to the address. Mumbai is a close second to Tokyo in the race to have a city where you can’t find anything. A typical Mumbai address would be: “Across the street from the post office, up a block from the fire station, near the intersection that is under construction.” Basically people drive to a location near where they want to go, then roll down a window and ask someone. Sometimes they are lucky and get an answer that is correct.

On the drive to the rug merchant, we drove around to show Tom Mukesh Ambani's house. It is the most expensive home in the world. He spent over 1 Billion dollars to build this 27 story house. 3 people live in it, it has a staff of over 200 people to maintain it. There are multiple guards with machine guns around the entrance. Talk about flashing your wealth!

Our driver after many calls to the store for directions, eventually found the rug dealer. I think all rug dealers in India are Kashmeri. I know that when you negotiate with them you are going to loose. We went into the basement store and they started pulling out rugs to show. There are a lot of variables in what makes a fine rug, thread per inch, design, quality of the silk, etc. Basically it finally boils down to what do you like, what can you afford and how hard do you want to bargain. Most people think cricket is the Indian National Sport, it isn’t bargaining is!

One interesting thing I learned was that Silk rugs look different depending upon how you look at them. They would show us a design and you would see a color. They would then spin the rug around 180 degrees and it would be a totally different shade. I did come to realize I like the feel of silk rugs.

Tom turned out to be a great negotiator. Once he decided in his mind what he wanted, he must have spent another hour taking pictures, walking around the rug, asking prices, getting email address so he could contact the dealer if wanted the rug. The Kashmeri dealer knew if he allowed to Tom leave without buying the rug, he would never hear from Tom again. Tom kept asking questions, looking at the rug, not committing. Finally after an hour of this subtle negotiations, they reached a price they both agreed upon. I wondered if it would happen. Tom knew what he was doing.

We returned to the Taj, dumped off our 3 rugs (2 for Tom, and did I mention we bought one too). Final score: Kashmeri team 3, Los Angeles team 0.

Cathy and I went for tea in the club room (actually lime soda) then went out to rest by the pool. Soon it was time for cocktails (courtesy of the Taj). We met our new friends Richard and Anil from England over drinks. Soon it was time for dinner. Once again we ate a Marsala Craft, the exceptional Indian restaurant at the Taj. Crab, flaming Kashmei Lamb, Dal, Rice, Roti, Gobi (cauliflower) of course, and Okra. We think of Okra as slimy, Indians cook it crispy with onions, it is delicious.

Here is a short video of serving the Kashmeri lamb. It was delicious!



We then retreated to the Club room for Cognac and chocolates courtesy once again on the Taj. It was then time to see Tom off to the airport. We are really happy that Tom and Scott enjoyed India. We then returned to the Club Room to finish our drinks and staggered up to our room.


Tomorrow a new adventure, slightly North.

Friday, September 5, 2014

Life at the Taj

Admiring a painting on Mirror 
The Taj Palace where we are staying and the Taj Tower

A Ganesh Statue pre-immersion

Street Docorations

Another Ganesh

Anti-Terrorist Sign

Tandoori Chicken, Pomfret, Gobi, Eggplant

Jeera Rice, Dal




Today was a typical monsoon day in Bombay. Rain, rain stops, rain starts again, rain stops. It was very humid, when you were outside you were either soaked from sweat or soaked from the rain. It made no difference. Late in the day we came back to the Taj after a walk. We were soaked with sweat. We were then going to meet Tom and some new people we met for drinks. Then we would be going out for dinner. At home we would definitely had showered and put on fresh clothes. Here we are staying at probably the best hotel in the world, and we said “screw it, why bother?” Two minutes after we walked out of the air-conditioning we would be soaked again either from sweat or from rain.

We started by walking to an antique store a few blocks from the Taj. By the time we got there we were dripping wet (not from rain). The store had great Indian artifacts. We spent a lot of time there. Just before we left the monsoon struck. It was really raining hard. We grabbed a cab back to the Taj, and traded our still dry shoes for the rubber boots that Kashmera had insisted we bring with us. We then went out and hired a cab, to take us from store to store. Between the cab and the rubber boots we remained dry (at least from the rain).

After returning to the hotel and resting, we went out for another walk. The rain had stopped. Today was a day when there would be no immersions of Ganesh Idols. It is very regulated over the 10 day festival. Immersions occur only on odd numbered days.  People have Ganesh idols in their home which they will then take to the water. In addition, neighborhoods sponsor Ganesh and structures that are built to house them. Everyone comes and looks and prays at them. It is almost like a neighborhood contest to see who could make the best idol. We viewed many of them on our walk.

We had briefly met two men who were staying on the same floor as us at the Taj. We ran into them on the elevator and then several other times. We invited them to join us for a drink at the Club Room. The Taj has free cocktails in the club room every evening. It turned out one of them had been to India 60 times. He is obsessed with India. Both are professors of Law. One who is from Trinidad is an aficionado and critic of Bollywood movies. He is originally from Trinidad and is quite amusing. The other from England is a serious gardener. It made for an intriguing time, as Cathy discussed Bollywood and Tom discussed flowers. The Trinidadian had just bought and read a book about Cathy’s favorite Indian movie: Rang de Basanti. He generously gave the book to Cathy. We exchanged numbers and will probably meet again tomorrow for cocktails. We invited them to join us for dinner, but I think they only drink!

We took a cab to a Punjabi restaurant that we had previously been to: Shere-e-Punjabi. They have two identical restaurants on opposite side of the street. One serves Alcohol the other doesn’t. Guess which one we went to? It turns out they only had one half bottle of wine left to sell. So I volunteered to drink an Indian Beer while Tom and Cathy shared the wine. We returned back to the hotel, and I got a kick out of the driver. No one in Mumbai stops for a red light. They just drive through them. I don’t understand why there aren’t more accidents!

Late at night the Taj serves free Cognac and Chocolates. Another trip to the club room was in order to top off the night.

We have stayed at the Taj Palace many times. We have stayed at very good hotels elsewhere. No other hotel measures up to the level of service at the Taj. It is the closest one can come to living like royalty. Everything about staying at the Taj is special.

The BBC is doing a four part series about the Taj Hotel called Hotel India. You can watch a trailer here.







Thursday, September 4, 2014

Ganesh Chaturthi

Coconut Vendor

Shopping Buddies

Sign of the Day in Mumbai

Ganesh Idol being taken for Immersion

Immersions of idols in the Arabian Sea

Soaked to the Bone and Happy

Farewell Drinks for Scott

Trishna: Calamari and Pomfret Hyderabad

Tandori Gobi, Crab in Butter Garlic Sauce, Shrimp in Curry Sauce, Rice

Late Night Chocolate and Cognac at the Taj
Today was our first full day in Mumbai. We had a breakfast buffet at the Taj, then went shopping. The Taj has a wonderful bookstore, a jewelry store that we always check out, a shoe store called Joy we like - so there are lots of shopping opportunities.

Tom and Scott left for a tour of Elephanta Island (an island about an hour by boat from the Taj with historic Hindu and Buddhist caves) but that didn’t pan out. The Prime Minister of Australia was coming to the Taj and for security reasons they wouldn’t allow boat trips to Elephanta island today. Security was very heavy at the hotel, and the red carpet was rolled out, streets were blocked and I watched the Prime Minister's caravan of cars arrive. The Taj is the place that all major titans of industry, movie stars and political leaders stay when they come to Bombay.

The Taj is in a class by itself. We love it. An example: we got caught in a monsoon. We were soaked to the bone. Our shoes and clothing were drenched. We arrived back at the hotel and went to our room to take a shower and clean up. We left our soaking clothes and shoes in the bathroom to hopefully dry overnight. I had an idea. I called the butler and asked if they can dry our shoes. “Of course” he said (now that I think of it, knowing how to dry shoes in a monsoon area must be quite common skill). The butler quickly came to our suite and then asked us  if he can also take all of our wet clothes and have them washed and dried. He then spontaneously asked if we would like some hot tea to warm us up. It was extraordinary service indeed. I can get used to butlers!

Once the guide explained to Tom and Scott the tour of Elephanta island was an impossibility they decided to take a city tour with the guide. They enjoyed the tour and then returned to the Taj to meet up with us. Shopping was then on the agenda for all of us, followed by high tea.

Cathy and I then decided to go to Chawpatty Beach.The beach is famous for Ganesh Chaturthi celebrations when thousands of people from all over Mumbai come to immerse their idols of Lord Ganesh in the Arabian Sea. This is the reason that we had come to India in the hot summer months. Previously we had only gone to India in the cooler winter. Everyone knows Ganesh, the God who is the remover of obstacles. He is India’s favorite God. He is portrayed as the elephant god, with the head of an elephant on a human body. For some reason, which I will never understand only in Maharashtra State (the state where Bombay is located) they have a yearly festival that honors Lord Ganesh. The celebration is big, huge, the entire city of Bombay comes to a standstill for 10 days. We have seen many Bollywood movies that use this festival as a backdrop. We always wanted to see these immersions.

People build or buy idols of Lord Ganesh, they then proceed to take these idols to the sea and immerse them in the water. They march their idols, proudly carrying them, singing, dancing, playing drums, setting off fireworks, and generally having a hell of a good time. In addition the festival is always during monsoon season, so everyone gets soaked from the rains. How could one resist going to such a festival? I am writing this at 12:30am and I can hear drums and crowds and fireworks outside of the Taj. It doesn’t stop.

We grabbed a cab to take to Chawpatty Beach, one of the immersion sites and proceeded to walk to the water. It was a joyous sight for us watching the people bring their idols to toss into the sea.

Here is a short movie clip of the immersions.



Most of the people carried their idols out to sea. Bigger idols were loaded on a raft that took them out to sea to get dumped.

Here they are loading the raft.



All of a sudden out of nowhere the Monsoon turned on – full blast. Our umbrella was useless in the deluge. Some people took shelter, others just continued in the warm rain. We laughed, remembered walking in the summer rains as children, and were totally happy to be drenched to the bone. We wanted to experience the immersions of Ganesh Chaturthi – our wish was fulfilled. We loved it and plan to do again on this trip.

We grabbed a cab to return to the hotel the driver didn’t mind 2 soaking wet people getting in the back seat and returned to the Taj.

Here is a short clip from our cab ride to the Taj where you can hear the music and watch people load an idol on the back of a truck to take to sea.


After cleaning up, it was cocktail time. Tom and Scott came to our suite and we drank 2 bottles of wine. We then said a sad goodbye to Scott who had to leave Bombay for his mother's Birthday in Taiwan.


Tom joined Cathy and me for a dinner at our favorite restaurant: Trishna, where we ordered all of our favorite dishes, Crab, Shrimp, Gobi, Dal, Pomfret, Calamari. Another bottle of wine was consumed. It was then a cab ride back to the Taj, for Cognac and Chocolates, then to bed. What a day!

Wednesday, September 3, 2014

From Dharamsala to Mumbai

At the Amex Platinum Lounge in Delhi

Sun Salutation Statue at Delhi Airport

Our suite at the Taj

Bathroom




Masala Corn Appetiser

Soft Shell Crab Appetiser

Whole Chicken en Croute

Chicken with crust broken away
Today was devoted to travel. We left Dharamsala descending once again from the high mountain towards the airport. Because of the rain some of the direct roads were washed out, but we eventually got to the airport with plenty of time to spare.

The security at the airport was extremely thorough. They checked our identity several times. There are few direct flights between cities in India. For many locations you have to fly through Delhi. We actually flew in a small prop plane seating about 40 people, a type of plane we hadn’t been in quite awhile.

After a short layover in Delhi we headed for Mumbai also known as Bombay (they are used interchangeably) A.K.A “Maximum City”. We have been to Mumbai many times, this is Scott / Tom’s first visit. The monsoon rains were pelting the city as we drove in at dusk. During the over hour ride to the Taj Palace, the rain would start then stop again. The rain made the traffic, always bad, worse. People were out strolling and shopping, some with umbrellas, most without - disregarding the showers.

When we checked into the Taj, there was confusion about our rooms. Although we had confirmed reservations for a sea view (our preference) none were available. We have always spoken highly of the Taj and its service to Tom and Scott and were surprised at the lapse. The manager  was very gracious, offered us a free dinner and promised to move us to sea-facing rooms tomorrow with a double upgrade of quality. The suites we both have now are spectacular (minus the view). They are extremely large, dining room, living room, bedroom, and huge marble bathroom. We have been to many Indian homes. This suite is bigger! Tom and Scott immediately understood the inspiration for our recent bath remodel.

Tom wanted to have a crisp shirt to wear for dinner, apparently the one he wanted to wear was wrinkled, when he called the butler for his suite for an Iron and ironing board, he was surprised when the Butler just took the shirt and disappeared to get it ironed. Tom has a new appreciation of Butler service.


We ate a Marsala Craft, the Taj’s Indian restaurant. We had great food, lots of appetizers. We were trying to figure out what to have for entrees and the waiter told us that someone had a pre-ordered a whole chicken cooked en croute (cooked inside of bread wrap), it has to be ordered 24 hours in advance. They apparently were a no show for dinner, and we could have it if we wanted. It serves 4 and was a perfect choice. It was succulent and fragrant. We then had desserts. Two bottles of wine later, it was almost midnight and we were ready for bed. I think Tom and Scott went on to explore the hotel.